is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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