Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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