Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
only if we run a train.
done.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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