it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Randomize
