Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
tonight lets celebrate not being married
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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