Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i think i have herpe
just one?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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