I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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