I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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