Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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