Don't you send me to vm
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
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