It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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