I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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