nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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