You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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