just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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