it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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