i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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