Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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