remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Let's get the cat blown out
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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