Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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