Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
My liver just had a heart attack.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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