I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
where are my eyebrows?
Randomize
