u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Randomize
