I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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