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(313): View more from Michigan

That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it

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(914): View more from New York

Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?

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(347): View more from New York

apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.

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(+61): View more from Australia

For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex

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(908): View more from New Jersey

so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.

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