Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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