if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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