she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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