Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
