epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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