don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
It's rum buckets o'clock
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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