So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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