Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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