Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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