I'm sorry my penis didn't work
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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