omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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