Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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