Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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