Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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