I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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