My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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