okay pat passed out under dana's car
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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