There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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