I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
