JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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