Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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