OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
