I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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