please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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