So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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